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chattyaddy09:

You should read “Flawless (A Cecilos one-shot!)” on #wattpad #fanfiction http://w.tt/UC87DQ

chattyaddy09:

You should read “Flawless (A Cecilos one-shot!)” on #wattpad #fanfiction http://w.tt/UC87DQ

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merrycanary:

So there’s a read aloud function on my Kindle, so I thought it would be funny to turn it on and hear this in its robotic voice.

I was wrong.

It wasn’t funny.

It was hilarious.

JUST CLICK PLAY OK.

And I hope my laughter isn’t too loud.

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musicals-are-punk-rock:

if it were possible to inject musical theater into my veins i would do it

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I’m really not good with impulse control.

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kinglnthenorth:

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feministcatlady:

thesherlockednerdfighter:

What the actual fuck

These people exist.

What the fuck

just… just fuck off america

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officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

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dogs99999:

My best friend is a middle school teacher and she just told us that she farts on students that she doesn’t like. She like pretends to circle around the class while they do classwork and just stops at certain students and farts in their personal space. It was recommended to her by a fellow teacher. Just want you guys to be careful out there.. Whether you’re in high school or college just…. Just be careful. Especially in the public school system

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charlesoberonn:

giftvvrap:

will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal

Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia

Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner

And people keep trying to tell me that punctuation isn’t important

 

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